Welcome to my Uber Tesla 

I am Lexx Lazerman your Uber driver, and these are your 10 options for your ride:

- 1 - The Awkward Ride

You ignore this menu completely then we will sit in silence for the remainder of the ride. 

- 2 - The Deep Questions Ride

We skip the small talk and get right to the big stuff meaning of life or place in the universe.

- 3 - The Analyst Ride

Got something on your mind, relationship issues? Give it a shot I'm all ears.

- 4 - The Karaoke Ride

We can rock out a variety of genres on Spotify or let me play your favorite song.

- 5 - The French Ride

Mon français n'est pas génial mais pratiquons.

- 6 - The Chinese Ride

我说一点普通话。 如果你说慢点我们可以用中文交谈。

- 7 - The Restaurant Ride

I can let you know about some of my favorite restaurants and help you decide where to eat.

- 8 - The Cliché Ride (the me ride)

Ask me how long I've been driving for Uber, and do I have another gig?

- 9 - The Small Talk Ride

We talked about how crazy the weather, and I ask about your favorite next Netflix shows.

- 10 - The Tesla Full Self Driving Ride (FSD)

Let the car drive itself to your destination while I talk about Tesla and EV technology.

*Choose one or more of the above options.*